Lots has happened I suppose since the last time we talked. A friend of a friend says the days in Paraguay crawl, and the months fly…I think they’re right.
1. I saw a Shakespeare production in Paraguay! My friend Stephanie (a fellow Wisconsinite), and now my neighbor in the town over called to let me know a group of 16-25 year olds would be performing at her Municipality. I have to admit my motivation for going was not a love for Shakespeare in this case, it wasn’t important to me what production they were doing, I mainly just wanted to watch Paraguayans try and do Shakespeare.
And that I did my friends. It exceeded my expectations! There were costumes, a set, and it seemed very well-rehearsed. And then, the last 20 minutes got weird. It all started with an awkwardly choreographed dance (waltz?) to an instrumental version of Penny Lane.
Wait a minute…there are no Beatles in A Midsummer Night’s Dream!
Something about the dancing, and the song, and Paraguay all together had me laughing uncontrollably for literally the next 10 minutes. I was in convulsing heaps as I desperately tried to swallow my laughs and avoid making any noise. My two friends on either side of me had to shield their side view of me so that my laughter wasn’t contagious. Everything was very reminiscent of that time in 3rd grade that I was laughing so hard that the teacher made me leave the room [and Yes, Ben, you're right, it was at my own joke].
As tears of laughter rolled down my cheeks I thought there would be no relief.
Alas, the quirky traveling theater group saved my day as they entered the scenes at the end of the play. They were supposed to be funny. Paraguayans thought they were funny. And suddenly it was okay to be laughing so enthusiastically.
2. I moved host families for the 4th and final time in my site about a week and a half ago. I’m living with an uncle and his 17-year-old nephew and 22-year-old niece. The girl is a lot of fun to be around and has introduced me to more people my own age, and the boy is funny and randomly asks me to translate phrases like “I love you,” and “It is love.” I like to think I’m helping him win the heart (that’s right JUST one, fidelity is a topic to be covered in a different blog post) of someone with sweet English love poems.
Paraguayans love to ask what their name would be in English, lunch today went something like this:
-What would our dog Beethoven’s name be in English?
-Beethoven.
-What would our uncle Modesto’s name be?
-Modest.
The Uncle: [repeating back what he thinks I said, he throws his hands up in the air and says] “Mah-stair! Viste?” (Master, did you see?)
Since Paraguayans don’t grow up listening to English, it’s often impossible for them to hear and replicate many of the sounds (the same problem native English speakers have in lots of languages, including Spanish). When I said “Modest” the closest English word he knew was “Master.” (It’s one of those words from movies, etc. that they know what it means) Now you try saying Modest out loud, does it sound like Master?
The best was the expression on his face and how he threw his hands up in the air, a look that said, “You like that? Did you see what I just did right there?” [Dad, do you remember the last time YOU said that?
] He was pretty pleased with himself that his name is so close(?) to the English word for Master.
3. I just was looking through my wallet when I stumbled upon SIX Culver’s Kids Meal Scoopie tokens. I’ve decided to make the generous offer of GIVING these tokens FOR FREE to the first person to come and visit me in Paraguay. That’s right, you’re 60% of the way to a free Grilled Cheese Kids Meal (or really any Kids Meal, but let’s be honest, Grilled Cheese is where it’s at) So you can just go right ahead and subtract $2.97* from your plane ticket and consider it REPAID. (*While this number was reached through a legitimate mathematical equation, prices are subject to regional differences and price inflation not accounted for since my departure in May 2011)
4. I’m back to work at the Teacher Training Institute tomorrow, as the last 3 days have been nationwide education strikes in all of the public schools and highschools. From my understanding, teachers have been striking on a clockwork-like basis for the last few years demanding fair wages. Strikes are fairly common in Paraguay, usually are not violent, and sometimes seem like they don’t accomplish much more than a national day off of work. There are rumors that this strike could continue for weeks, but I will find out more tomorrow.
We sprang ahead for daylight savings, so I now have another hour gap from most of you than I did previously.
It’s 2:30am, an entirely inappropriate time to be awake in Paraguay, when in a short 1.5 hours many people will wake up for their morning tea and work schedule! However, I had a coffee and a siesta today, so I’m feeling great. I forgot that I do all of my best thinking at these hours.
To close, if you’ve got some time on your hands I recommend clicking through this SlideShare presentation on Cross Culture Shock, it’s extremely interesting! I can definitely identify with a lot of the themes discussed. If you watch it let me know your reactions.
But most importantly, please post a comment if you plan to be a contender for the 60% FREE GRILLED CHEESE KIDS MEAL.
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